How do you say no to Free Beer?

Ok so i joined two societies on campus, the Arts society and the Engineering society. Ok you're probably thinking Engineering society. WTF porscha? Ok so i joined for the tshirt and for the fact pots of beer at the campus bar are only a dollar for engineering society members. Well anyway those are the two societies i joined and let me tell you how glad i am that i joined them. Yesterday The Engineering society had a free BBQ for the members of the society. There were free sausages, burgers and BEER! So of course i was not prepared to turn down free beer so i enjoyed myself. I wasnt done with classes for the day but i thought you know what it would be a good idea to have a few beers before my next class. So i eneded up sleeping and having the hardest time getting up for my last class of the day but i went you know cuz im a good kid. You would think i'd stay away from the free BBQs with free BEER after that...well nope. Today the Arts society had a BBQ for its members and guess what was free, burgers and BEER, possibly my favorite combination of things. So of course i was not prepared to turn that down and i enjoyed myself. But i had finished classes for the day so why not right? Some of you may be thinking wow Porscha you are becoming quite the alchy and you've only been in Australia for going on three weeks well you know what my response to that is? HOW DO YOU SAY NO TO FREE BEER?