Drunk already?

So its 5:20 pm and ive been drunk since about 3p.m. So like an idiot i went on this tour around campus and it was tortureeeeeee. Look i know i dont know the monash campus really at all and this tour is helpful but come on do i really need to walk with first year students for like an hour and half around this huge campus? umm no i do not. Wells i finally met up with the loyola kids and everyone was already liek drunk so i was way behind and what do you do when youre behind? you drink a ridiculous amount in the shortest period of time you can. So i took like a billion shots in ten minutes and i really had to leave my room in order to not drink to the point of death lol..Well theres a beach party tonight and honestly i cant waitttt, i think im gonna wear a bikini top and shorts, i might bring a jean jacket or a shirt just for when we come back cuz it gets really chilly at night. and in case u were wondering i am concentrating very hard right now to not mispell things lol....I'm gonna go shower right now and get ready then probaly take more shots cuz wtf why not right lol...This night should be very interestinggggggg because its 5:24 pm and im drunk alreadyyyy, blackout maybe? lets see lol